sir-hathaway:

handsomejack:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(breaks into your house) drink bleach bitch
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(via core-al)

thorsies:

hello friend i have important info for u

  • u got chub: it cute
  • u got no chub: it cute
  • ur face= cute
  • ur personality= hella
  • u r wondlful buterflu
  • kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
  • u cute
  • live life & think outside of hte box
  • box is stupid u creative u got this 
  • go do amazin thing

that is all

(via core-al)

core-al:

i am now officially 19. weeeeeeeeeeeeee

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
I HAVE A VERY LONG BDAY MSG FOR YOU BUT MY MUMS WHISPER YELLING AT ME TO GO TO BED URGENTLY SO I SHALL REGALE YOU WITH MY VERBOSITY TOMORROW
LY xoxo

(Source: noharrys, via channiall)

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

(via cumfort)

(Source: comedycentral, via useyourwandbro)

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(Source: sinaloan, via stability)

onenailtorulethemall:

Jelly bean nail set! I love this so much (even if I do say so myself), hope you do too!

You can read more about it on my Blogspot or purchase it from Etsy

awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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(via colinhiddlestan)